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Sassy, Funny and Sarcastic!!
Age 41 From Everett, Washington -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I am sassy, funny, smart, with a great sense of humor. I like guys who can be sarcastic, like me. I'm a great mom, a full time student and work as a waitress in my free time. I am pretty normal; I take care of my kids first. Mommy-time is always needed, and not often gotten!!! I am BLUNT and honest, and I have no filter. I am apparently terrifying, according to my friends. If you can keep up with me, give me a shout. :) |
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| Sign | Libra |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Curvy |
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| My Height Is | 4' 11 (1.5 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - At Home |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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| Body Art | Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Student |
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| My Speciality Is | Legal |
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| My Job Title Is | Paralegal |
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| I Live | With Kid(s) |
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| At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Socially |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Observant |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Family, Movies, Music, Reading |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Reading A Book, Relaxing |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | A concert or karaoke. I love music. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Get back to me... |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Troublemaker, A Troll, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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| My Political Views Are | Middle Of The Road |
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| My Goal In Life Is | My goal is to raise self-sufficient, smart, independent children who don't take crap from those who have to belittle others to feel good about themselves. Equality Rules. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Comedy, Family, Horror |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Classical, Country, Metal, Pop, Rock |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Fiction, History, Humor, Music, Political, Romance, Satire |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Fun, to me, is hanging out with friends and a rum and coke. I don't like clubbing, and I'm not super interested in the bar scene. karaoke though...another story. I'm laid back and like to see what happens. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Flirtatiousness, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Wit |
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| What Do You Look For? | I look for a man with a sense of humor and dry sarcasm. Someone who doesn't take themselves ultra seriously, but can be serious when the time calls for it. A GROWN UP. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |
