Engels, Iets Anders

Desperately unhappy, lonely, moody, crabby, intellectually challenged garden gnome recently released from mental health facility SEEKS drop dead gorgeous, tall dark and devilishly handsome, KING to speed up on his mustang bedecked in shining armour (preferably a V10 or more) and scoop her up into his muscular arms to whisk her off to his obnoxiously large mansion with heaps of servants to look after her every need and whim...

Okay , seriously though... A little about me:
I am honest to a fault, love family and friends. I am passionate about everything I do in life. I have an enquiring mind and love stimulating conversation about almost any topic. I value honesty, integrity and loyalty. I have a wicked sense of humour, can laugh at myself and find the funny side of most situations.

I can handle any situation from being covered in mud on my mountain bike to donning an elegant evening gown, from fancy dress to a sexy little cocktail number, from jeans and a tee to a wicked satin teddy with suspenders.

I am a one man woman and OUTRAGEOUS flirt, but only with MY man. I am incredibly affectionate and love to show it, anywhere, anytime. I am not the jealous type, but am very possessive and like my man to be the same. If you are with me and I am with you EVERYONE must know it.

I set high standards for myself and do enjoy the finer things in life. I am a five star girl and won't deny that. I only 'camp' if it's in a five star tented hut with a private Jacuzzi on the veranda and a glass of fine bubbles in my hand. I would rather share a quiet intimate dinner with stimulating conversation, than a loud party, but the occasional wild party on the dance floor with a gorgeous man who knows how to move his body can really rock my world! There is never a dull moment with me. I am quick witted and will keep you on your toes!

Boogschutter

Dun

5' 4 (1.63 m)

Blauw

Blank

Gescheiden

Ja - Bij Mij Thuis

Nee

Kont

Navelring

Blond

Kat, Knaagdier

Ja

Bachelor

Voltijd

Restaurants / Catering

Met kind(eren)

Komen er soms vrienden langs

Nee

Ja - Als ik uitga

Gewoon

Vriendelijk, Opmerkzaam

Knutselen, Auto's, Dansen, Eten, Fitness, Gezin, Internet, Nieuwe Dingen Leren, Films, Muziek, Fotografie, Lezen, Religie / Spiritualiteit, Sport, Theater, Reizen

Met Vrienden zijn, Winkelen, Naar een concert gaan, Een boek lezen, Relaxen, Films, Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen

Coffee in a public place!

Vriendelijk, Iemand die ze willen zijn, Cool, Perfect, Een Flirt

Spiritueel Maar Niet Religieus

Nooit

Far too many to put here. Some I have achieved recently, others are very close to be achieved and yet others are a long way off...

Slim

Nieuws, Films, Sport

Actie, Komedie, Romantiek, Drama, Animatie, Thriller

Ambient, Latin, Soul

Biografie, Business, Fictie, Geschiedenis, Humor, Educatief, Mysterie, Nieuws, Filosofie, Politiek, Religieus

Oh my, anything involving the people I love...

Empathie, Flirterig, Goed Uiterlijk, Goeie Vaardigheden, Humor, Intelligentie, Geld, Macht, Gevoeligheid, Spontaniteit, Bedachtzaamheid, Gevatheid

Vastigheid