I am a fifty something male a widower, I am self employed in the training area and have three children boy age 25, daughter 21 living away, and one other daughter aged 11 still living with me.

I am known as a gregarious person by my friends and have a quirky sense of humour I am a good listener when I am not talking and very loyal sometimes. Aren’t you lucky that you found me, I am looking for a quiet obedient servile woman in good condition aged 21 to 60 to cater for my basic needs. Someone who never nags and always puts my enjoyment and me first before hers, you should be an excellent cook and wake me gently in the morning with a breakfast tray and my morning paper prior to laying out my neatly pressed and ironed clothes for the day ahead I will also require you have my dinner ready and piping hot no matter what time I come back from the pub, Be a forensic cleaner and creative gardener (with a sense of humour, you’ll need one if you ever see my garden). You must enjoy working under and without supervision and be very good at general housework and remembering to put the bins out and when recycling day is. and sing when you are ironing and also completing all tasks to a high standard without complaint. Now that’s not to much to ask is it. Being a bit kinky would also be a definite plus. Surprisingly these qualities seem to be hard to find but I remain hopeful and confident that you are out there and my search will bear fruit. Oh and by the way no bunny boilers please

Väduren

Kurvig

171 cm

Bruna

Kaukasisk

Änka/änkling

Ja - hemma

Ja

Navel

Ärrad

Grått

Hund

Nej

Vissa universitetsstudier

Arbetar hemifrån

Lärare / utbildning

TRICK CYCLIST

Mellan 450 000 och 600 000 kronor

Med barn

Vänner hälsar på då och då

Ja - ofta

Ja - som en svamp

Den tysta

Uppmärksam, Vänlig, Komiker, Utåtriktad

Sport, Lärande, Musik, TV , Filmer, Internet, Nattklubb / Bar, Familj, Middag, Volontärarbete, Datorer

Umgås med vänner, Prova nya saker, Bio, Tar det lugnt, Sover, Nattklubb / Bar, Att dricka, TV

A SHOPPING TRIP WITH YOU AND YOUR MOTHER

TO BE PERFECT

Vänlig

Spirituell men inte religiös

Aldrig

TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY

Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Vänlig, Obskyr

Nyheter, Dokumentärer, Drama, Dokusåpor, Filmer, Jag önskar att jag hade en TV, Sport, Såpoperor, Repriser

Action, Komedier, Romantik, Drama, Thriller

Country, Rock, Eletronisk, Pop, Klassisk, Blues, Jazz, Ambient, Dansband, Soul, Folkmusik

Jag gillar inte att läsa

Intelligens, Snygga drag, Humor, Enorm skicklighet, Empati, Känslighet, Djärvhet, Egendomligheter, Spontanitet, Pengar, Makt, Flirtighet, Kvickhet, Omtänksamhet, Passivitet

PEACE AND QUIET

En Internet-kompis, Vän, Dejt, Hängivenhet