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monkeypuzzler74 Profile Information

I thought you'd be taller...
Age 50 From Melbourne, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Thirty four year old single father of two. Back when I had free time I was into fishing, camping, motorcycling, building cars, taking cars apart...etc.
I am a chef who loves to cook for friends and family. I like to laugh; laughter is a great thing to bring to the world. I like freestyle fun that is structured only enough to not be a waste of time. Days at the beach, museums, absorbing scenery, that kind of thing. Looking for someone to spend time with, dates, fun, nothing serious. I am really focused on getting my youngest through his ma checking out of society. Commitment may come, and it doesn't scare me. Today, however, I do not need the complexity for me or the confusion for him. I am an honest, down to earth person looking for the same.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Stocky
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Separated
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
My Job Title Is  
Trained monkey
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Family, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner on the patio at City Tropic, then a show at the Phoenix Theater or a movie, though I don't really like movies for first dates. Downtown Disney is nice, lots of different things to do. Bottom line, ideal first dates are flexible, but they have to be out of the house, quiet enough to talk, and in places that are populous enough to offer security. I'm not terribly fond of group dates, but then again, it's been a while since I have tried one.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Hee Hee Heee... I've tried a lot of things. I guess that I've always wanted to try something the easy way. I guess that I am lucky enough not to. Remember that luck is just luck. Not all good, not all bad. I am a lucky boy, and I really enjoy the trip.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Catholic
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
To raise children that are happy. Rich, poor, powerful, anonymous, whatever. As long as they are happy, I'm cool with it.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Good times, good food, good friends. I love good music (that means talented artists) of all types, but my roots are in classic rock and punk. I like bluegrass, too, sometimes. I am a really hard sell when it comes to top 40 or pop. I am an earthy, intelligent person who cares deeply for the people that he brings into his life. I have no patience for shallowness or excess drama. The world brings its own trouble, we need not create our own.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I am looking for someone who is comfortable with themselves. Someone who works hard and plays hard. I don't drink, but don't mind if others do. I guess that I am looking for a fellow traveler to share the road with for a while. Someone who wants to take it one day at a time and see how it goes.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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