Dear Santa,

I think you lost your glasses. I requested the woman of my DREAMS, not the Olympic interrogation MACHINE. A woman loves a man that can cook but you forgot the woman. Alpine Skiing is a very important part of my life in addition to Tennis, Sailing, SCUBA & Traveling. I was in love for many years and hope to find someone who has similar interests and has the ability to travel. By the way! Please come and get the reindeer. They dropped numerous presents of their own all over the driveway.

Taur