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zarathustra Profile Information

seeking first rate/above average lass
Age 57 From Portland, Oregon - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Am a tall, bald, intelligent, kind, caring, mostly sociable single parent. Details which may make you run for the hills, or "give (me) a second look": my parents are still married, i'm divorced; i'm a decent cook, i have good table manners, an accent and am not allergic to accomplishment. I smoke like a turk, curse like a cabbie, am still healthy, engage in other eurotrashy behaviors, don't exercise enough, shave only twice a week, over-utilize the first person singular personal pronoun, but am a vested, upstanding, contributing member of society. Am sensitive to dairy products, "le debris blanc", but partial to grey goose/imperia vodka, epicurean pursuits, affected language, the cartoon(boomerang) network, soaring violins, french cuisine, split infinitives, armagnac, british cars, run-on sentences. Hence, frequently frustrated, occasionally sarcastic, infrequently redundant and not seldomly pompous. Am an acquired taste, but gainfully self-employed, insured, with good teeth, a friendly relationship with soap and water and a decent sense of humour. Coffee or tea upon hilly descent?
my ideal match:
i would like to meet an honest, trustworthy, cute, tall, fit, available, opinionated, motivated single parent with a current passport and lots of shoes who wouldn't even fathom life without room service... ideally, an educated, healthy, funny, cosmopolitan, law abiding lady with discerning taste, abundant self respect, manners, hobbies, evening attire, past achievements, friends and goals is who i occasionally fantasize about. i seem to get along better with literate good spellers who are slightly narcissistic. Thank you
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
European, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
tell you later
I Make This Much In A Year  
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Sports, Family, Dining, Travel, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Family
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Classical
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Classic, Fiction, History

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Sensitivity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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