Englisch

I'm bad, mean and mighty unclean - - so ya got a lota work to do if you want to tame me.
By now you must be thinking "I GOTTA HAVE THIS GUY". Well who wouldn't ? Well hold back ! I have restricted movement until the orderlies remove this funny jacket with straps and buckles.
So now you recognize some instability, maybe even a touch of lunacy. Don't be scared, I'm only a danger to myself

Fische

Durchschnittlich

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Blau

Kaukasisch

Geschieden

Ja - nicht zuhause

Nicht sicher

Lachen

Sichtbare Tattoos

Blond

Ich besitze eine Farm, Keine Haustiere

Ja

Teilweise Hauptschule

Selbstständig

Transport

heavy vehicle driver

$60,000USD bis $74,999USD

Alleine

Alles ist ruhig

Nein

Ja - Sozial

Klassenclown

Freundlich, Comedian, Offen

Trainieren, TV, Internet, Spiele, Fotografie, Kochen, Gartenarbeit, Camping

Mit Freunden ausgehen, Party machen, Shoppen gehen, Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge, Entspannen, Schlafen, TV, In ein Konzert gehen, In ein Museum gehen

I just wanna be pampered. You can wine and dine me all night, fight off the muggers. After you pay the bill you will be expected to help me into a cab and take me home.
Make sure you phone me the next day, so we can do it alll again.
Thats my 'Ideal First Date'.
Hey! Don't fight over me now !

Scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef and feed my arm to a bitey marine thing.

Freundlich, Albern

Nicht Religiös

Nie

Waking-up in the morning is bloody good start to the day.

Überspitzt homosexuell/Tuntig, Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Albern, Witzig, Scharf

Nachrichten, Cartoons, Dokumentationen, Situations-Komödien, Wiederholungen

Action, Comedy, Romanze, Dokumentation, Animation, Horror, Thriller

Rock, Electronic, Pop, Punk

Nachrichten, Historisch, Comic, Gesundheit, Geschichte, Heim & Garten, Humor, Natur, Satire, Wissenschaft, Technisch

I like to maintain a certain level of fitness by cycling regularly, attending yoga classes a few times a week, and a workout with weights. After that, I'm up for pretty much anything, dinner, movies, motorcycle ride, entertaining kids.

Intelligenz, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Tolle Fähigkeiten, Einfühlungsvermögen, Sensibilität, Kühnheit, Spontanität, Kraft, Esprit, Nachdenklich, Passivität

I'm looking for a very special lady. Someone who can laugh WITH me or laugh AT me.
Maybe you have a 'Compulsive Repetitive Condition' :- Cooking, cleaning, mowing lawns ?
I won't be seeking any treatment for your psychosis. Just channel your energy in the right direction.
Hey ! Any mums want a big brother for her 'snotties' ?
Drag me home and let the little brats check me out. If the horrors don't take to me in a favourable way - - well, mum, you have failed to raise them 'with some class'.
Duzzn madda. I'll retrain them for you.

Freund, Date, Vertrauter, Verpflichtendes