Inglês

I'm bad, mean and mighty unclean - - so ya got a lota work to do if you want to tame me.
By now you must be thinking "I GOTTA HAVE THIS GUY". Well who wouldn't ? Well hold back ! I have restricted movement until the orderlies remove this funny jacket with straps and buckles.
So now you recognize some instability, maybe even a touch of lunacy. Don't be scared, I'm only a danger to myself

Peixes

Mediano

1.8 m

Azuis

Caucasiana

Divorciado

Sim - Não Em Casa

Não Tenho Certeza

Sorriso

Tatuagem Visível

Loiro

Eu Possuo Uma Fazenda, Não possuo animais

Sim

Ensino Médio

Autoempregado/a

Transportes

heavy vehicle driver

$60,000USD A $74,999USD

Sozinho

Tudo Está Calmo

Não

Sim - Socialmente

Palhaço da Sala

Amigável, Cômico/a, Extrovertido/a

Exercício, TV, Internet, Jogos, Fotografia, Cozinhar, Jardinagem, Acampar

Sair Com Os Amigos, Festas, Ir Às Compras, Ficar Em Casa, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Relaxar, Dormi, TV, Ir A Um Concerto, Ir A Um Museu

I just wanna be pampered. You can wine and dine me all night, fight off the muggers. After you pay the bill you will be expected to help me into a cab and take me home.
Make sure you phone me the next day, so we can do it alll again.
Thats my 'Ideal First Date'.
Hey! Don't fight over me now !

Scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef and feed my arm to a bitey marine thing.

Amigável, Pateta

Não Religioso

Nunca

Waking-up in the morning is bloody good start to the day.

Afetado/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Pateta, Palhaçada, Obsceno/a

Notícias, Desenhos, Documentários, Seriados, Reprises/Repetições

Ação, Comédia, Romance, Documentário, Animação, Terror, Suspense

Rock, Eletrônica, Pop, Punk

Notícias, Antiguidade, Quadrinhos, Saúde, História, Casa & Jardim, Humor, Natureza, Sátira, Ciência, Técnica

I like to maintain a certain level of fitness by cycling regularly, attending yoga classes a few times a week, and a workout with weights. After that, I'm up for pretty much anything, dinner, movies, motorcycle ride, entertaining kids.

Inteligência, Boa Aparência, Humor, Grandes Habilidades, Empatia, Sensibilidade, Ousadia, Espontaneidade, Poder, Espirituoso/a, Consideração Pelos Outros, Passividade

I'm looking for a very special lady. Someone who can laugh WITH me or laugh AT me.
Maybe you have a 'Compulsive Repetitive Condition' :- Cooking, cleaning, mowing lawns ?
I won't be seeking any treatment for your psychosis. Just channel your energy in the right direction.
Hey ! Any mums want a big brother for her 'snotties' ?
Drag me home and let the little brats check me out. If the horrors don't take to me in a favourable way - - well, mum, you have failed to raise them 'with some class'.
Duzzn madda. I'll retrain them for you.

Amigo, Encontro, Íntimo, Comprometido/a