English

I'm bad, mean and mighty unclean - - so ya got a lota work to do if you want to tame me.
By now you must be thinking "I GOTTA HAVE THIS GUY". Well who wouldn't ? Well hold back ! I have restricted movement until the orderlies remove this funny jacket with straps and buckles.
So now you recognize some instability, maybe even a touch of lunacy. Don't be scared, I'm only a danger to myself

Pisces

Average

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Divorced

Yes - Not At Home

Not Sure

Smile

Visible Tattoo

Blonde

I Own A Farm, No pets

Yes

Some High School

Self-employed

Transportation

heavy vehicle driver

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

Alone

All Is Calm

No

Yes - Socially

Class Clown

Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing

Exercising, Tv, Internet, Games, Photography, Cooking, Gardening, Camping

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

I just wanna be pampered. You can wine and dine me all night, fight off the muggers. After you pay the bill you will be expected to help me into a cab and take me home.
Make sure you phone me the next day, so we can do it alll again.
Thats my 'Ideal First Date'.
Hey! Don't fight over me now !

Scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef and feed my arm to a bitey marine thing.

Friendly, Goofy

Not Religious

Never

Not Sure

Waking-up in the morning is bloody good start to the day.

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Re-runs

Action, Comedy, Romance, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller

Rock, Electronic, Pop, Punk

News, Ancient, Comic, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Nature, Satire, Science, Technical

I like to maintain a certain level of fitness by cycling regularly, attending yoga classes a few times a week, and a workout with weights. After that, I'm up for pretty much anything, dinner, movies, motorcycle ride, entertaining kids.

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

I'm looking for a very special lady. Someone who can laugh WITH me or laugh AT me.
Maybe you have a 'Compulsive Repetitive Condition' :- Cooking, cleaning, mowing lawns ?
I won't be seeking any treatment for your psychosis. Just channel your energy in the right direction.
Hey ! Any mums want a big brother for her 'snotties' ?
Drag me home and let the little brats check me out. If the horrors don't take to me in a favourable way - - well, mum, you have failed to raise them 'with some class'.
Duzzn madda. I'll retrain them for you.

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed